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Friday, October 3, 2008
I wish I could take credit for this. I don't know who wrote it. But it is hilarious and worth sharing so here you go. Click the video, then sing along with the alternate lyrics below.
What would Sarah Palin do
If she were here right now,
She'd run for VEEP
And wink at you
That's what Sarah Palin would do.
When Sarah Palin was in the pageant,
Vying for the crown,
Her Alaskan beauty told all in sight
Wasilla was best town.
When Sarah Palin became the gov,
Stopping wasteful pork,
She fired the chef and sold the plane
With Trig en route by stork.
So what would Sarah Palin do
If she were here today,
I'm sure she'd hunt a moose or two,
That's what Sarah Palin would do.
I want a voice to speak for me
One to replace my brilliant Hillary
And I just want Congress
To end partisan gridlock
For Chuck Heston I'll join the NRA too
'Cause that's what Sarah Palin would do.
And what would Sarah Palin do,
She'd leap o'er the Bering Strait
Shoot Putin dead while aiming true,
That's what Sarah Palin would do.
When Sarah Palin travelled through time
To the year 3010,
She debated godless aliens
Saving Christian truth again.
And when Sarah Palin rebuilt the White House,
She captured John Wilkes Booth
'Cause Sarah Palin unblinkingly reps A-mer-i-ca
So let's vote Republican,
And trounce celeb Obama
And we'll elect that old guy too,
'Cause that's what Sarah Palin'd do.
And we'll elect that old guy too,
'Cause that's what Sarah Palin'd do,
That's what Sarah Palin'd do.
