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There isn't a great deal to say about When You Are Engulfed in Flames. It's David Sedaris so you know what you are going to get and are either a fan or you are not. There are stories about living in France and other countries abroad, there are stories about his family, and stories about the everyday things that he notices. After 6 books the descriptions are all pretty much the same.

However, I would put When You Are Engulfed in Flames second only to Me Talk Pretty One Day. This is his tightest collection yet, and every story has at least 1 or 2 laugh out loud moments and most have several. The focus is off his family this time and really concentrates more on his life with his long time partner Hugh. This helps the stories to not feel like they are treading over the same ground, while still linking nicely to the earlier books.

A large chunk of the book is dedicated to David's attempts to quit smoking and offer a very funny history lesson in how cultural acceptance of smoking has changed dramatically from the 60's until today. After several failed attempts to quit, he and Hugh move to Tokyo for the winter for a change on scenery. Here, David enrolls in a class to learn to speak and write Japanese. The 50 page story expertly interweaves the trials of trying to quit, along with doing something very difficult (speaking Japanese) without the crutch of a cigarette, and also several observations of Japanese culture vs. US and European. It is easily the highlight of the book.

The book is a fast read but just as engaging as his previous works. There was just something here that made me like it more. Naked tread some very dark material and the lighter touch just
works better for the humor.

0 comments Thursday, May 14, 2009

Despite what is going on at my other site hereRUFKM reviews May 8 West Palm Beach NIN/JA Tour Kick Off Show, I have to admit this video is pretty damn great.


0 comments Wednesday, May 6, 2009


Go Go Girls of the Apocalypse is one of the most enjoyable books I’ve read in some time. Is it great literature? No, it most certainly is not. But that really doesn’t matter because the book is just so damn fun. I decided a while ago that if I happen to luck into a vast fortune I would open my own movie studio and option the rights to the novels I love. This book would definitely be on that list. {Along with Song of Kali, Dies the Fire, The Eyes of the Dragon, Dead in the Water, and The Eyre Affair to name but a very few.}

The blurb on the cover calls Go Go Girls a cross between Quentin Tarantino and Christopher Moore. The book does take place partly in a strip club, but otherwise I don’t know why Tarantino’s name came up. I would say it is a cross between Terry Pratchet, Carl Hiaasen, and the Fallout games.

It has been 9 years since a financial meltdown and nuclear war (among other calamities) decimated the world. All that time, Mortimer Tate has been hiding in a cabin in the mountains in Tennessee with a very healthy stash of supplies and weapons. One day he sees some men coming up the mountain toward his house. He hasn’t seen another soul since the apocalypse years before. He goes out to try and greet them but ends up startling them with his sudden appearance - his cabin is hidden in a cave – and is forced to kill the 3 men. This encounter spurs Mortimer to try and rejoin what is left of society and sends him careening from one adventure to another with his friend Bill, a gunslinger, Sheila, a stripper. He quickly learns that the new economy hinges entirely on Armageddon Dollars, found exclusively at Joey Armageddon’s Sassy-A-Go-Go and its franchise locations. Joey’s is a strip club/brothel that is also a hotel, armory, and supply station and our heroes visit them often, but it is only in the final chapters that the importance of the club becomes apparent from a story telling perspective.

This book is all plot and comic details and unfolds much like a video game. There is little time for deep characterization as Mortimer and his friends get in one scrape after another while fighting (and running) from cannibals, asylum inmates, scavengers, and other denizens of the post apocalyptic world. Just when they seem to be safe some new danger erupts and they have to react quickly. This is repeated throughout the novel. The middle chapters get a little tedious as it jumps from action scene to action scene but the final 100 pages settles down as the plot comes fully into focus and sets the stage for an epic - yet very funny - war.

To say more would be to give away too much. The fun with this book lies in getting sucked into this weird post-apocalyptic world as the little in jokes and references begin to pile up. I laughed out loud several times and had a blast with it and was surprised by the ending, but completely satisfied. Even as I read the last page of the epilogue I could see it unfolding as a movie, down to the final line as the music gets louder and the credits begin to roll.

The next time you are complaining there are no good movies get yourself a copy of this book, a nice comfortable chair, and your drink of choice and read the best summer movie that has yet to be made.

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In an instant, the world changes. The power goes out, planes fall from the sky, and most frightening of all, gunpowder and gasoline stop igniting. Humanity is sent back to the dark ages in an instant. Welcome to The Change.

Dies the Fire by S.M Stirling follow 2 groups of characters in Oregon that spend much of the narrative apart but their stories run parallel. First we meet ex-Marine and private pilot Mike Havel. He is ferrying the wealthy Larsen family to their mountain home outside of Salem when the Change occurs. All instruments on his plane cease to function and he crashes into a river. Mike rallies the Larsens and they make their way across the wilderness to try and reach civilization.

In Corvallis we meet Juniper McKenzie, folk singer and Wiccan, her daughter Eliir, and bar owner Dennis. She is playing a gig when the lights go out and before confusion really sets in, a boom sounds from downtown as a 747 smashes to the ground and sets fire to the town. People quickly learn it’s not just the lights that are out, but all electronic and electric devices have ceased to function, battery operated or not. As looters smash in a nearby electronic store a cop pulls his gun to dissuade them and fires a warning shot only to be met with a dull click. The thugs see this, pull their own guns and fire and theirs fail to go off as well.

Sensing that it’s time to get out of dodge, Juniper, Eliir, and Dennis head for Juniper’s cabin in the woods outside of town, picking up friends and stragglers along the way.

As the story progresses Mike and Juniper’s groups fight for survivival and attempt to adapt to a world where sword and chainmail have once again become cutting edge technology.

Dies the Fire is the first part in a 9 book (and counting) series called The Emberverse. The series is divided into 3 self contained trilogies. It is tied to Sterling ’s previous series “Island in the Sea of Time ” which dealt with the island of Nantucket being enveloped in a mysterious storm and being transported back to the Stone Age. The Emberverse series is about what happened to everyone left behind.

The strength of the novel comes from Stirling’s detailed descriptions and logical progression of events in the post Change world. Apocalyptic fiction is one of my favorite genres and Dies the Fire stands with the best just on premise alone. Whether or not it is ever explained in the series, it is a stroke of genius to eliminate gunpowder, electronics, and explosives from the equation. This alone is enough to set the novel apart from typical apocalyptic stories. Where it really shines is in the recounting of how Mike and Juniper’s groups grow from a handful of scared survivors to hundreds of battle hardened warriors fighting together in alliance.

The story is detailed without being particularly dense but there are times where the action slips out of control from the narrative. In a couple of instances I had to re-read a couple of pages to catch what happened to a secondary character. Also, the ending seems to arrive with little run up as the heroes join forces in a joint assault on a mutual enemy.

Speaking of the enemy, very little text is given to Professor Norman Arminger, the self proclaimed Protector of Portland and the Willamette Valley . When the change occurs he uses his knowledge of medieval warfare and gang society to convince the criminal element of Portland to join forces with him in order to rule this new world. His building of a fort to try and control the Valley where Mike and Juniper’s groups make their home is the impetus for the final battle. The second book in the series is called The Protector’s War so I am guessing it will go into more detail on Arminger and his plans.

As the first in a series Dies the Fire sets the stage for epic battles to come.

 

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